Salty Adolph

When you drink cum but it ends up cumming(see what I did there) down your nose and gives the shape of a hitler mustache

Your mom had a salty Adolph last night

by U.Y.G.R. July 15, 2016

Adobe Gains

When a person (often fitness-athletes) uses photoshop to edit pictures of themselves, in order to look more muscular and lean. The term came from combining the word "gains" and Adobe Photoshop.

It was made popular after several Shredz-atlethes were exposed for editing their own photos before posting them, for example Paige Hathaway and Devin Zimmerman.

Person: Have you seen this guy called Devin? He's shredded!
Bradley Martyn: Nah man! It's just adobe gains!

by P_Explicit June 28, 2016

adoptwisted

(N;) to take a word or phrase and twist it's meaning to something only barely resembling its original meaning to make it fit your wants and needs or further your cause, and make it a staple of the vocabulary of your movement.
Normally associated with radical feminists and republican conservatives.

Andy: is Lisa right about damage control meaning when console gamers defend a bad game?
Brittany: No, Lisa is a PC gamer. They adoptwisted Damage Control.

by CommonSenseBitch January 26, 2014

your daughter/son/kids are adorable

What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.

As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"

by SmartestGirl February 24, 2009

adopt me!

the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.

kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by riganman!@# April 30, 2020

Adolf Shitler

Derivation of the Nasty Sanchez: when having sex with your parter from behind, you stick one finger in your partners ass and wipe down under their nose creating an image of the leader of the Third Reich.

"Oh man, I was pounding this M.I.L.F. from behind and I gave her the Adolf Shitler!"

by Brentwood Moe February 4, 2005

Adolescent Love

While it seems serious and genuine to the two 12-14 year old lovers, adolescent love is simply a term used for "Young Love"- aka, making out and/or spooning in hallways before breaking up in about 3-4 weeks

Paul: Dude, me and Lexi are definetally gonna be together forever! We are soo in love

Noah: Sounds like a hopeless case of adolescent love

Paul: And YOU'RE still a virgin!

Noah: You're not?

Paul:....................stfu

by TheUrbanGuru June 5, 2010