Roots Hipster

A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.
Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
by ZS95 March 06, 2015
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Cock root

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.
You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.
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root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer
Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!
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root boosted

hair that is backcombed/teased and therefore very big and full of volume. most scenes/emos root boost their hair.
vanessa: describe your hair to me, vince
vince noir: basic backcomb structure, slightly root boosted, frame and a cheeky fringe
vanessa: very nice!!!
by vInCeLoVeRxXx January 04, 2010
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root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.
1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.
by Flickertail December 21, 2024
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root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"
Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!
by The Enraged One October 21, 2014
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Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
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Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
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Child birth a pleasure...
Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee
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