Ghost Job

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

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Nog job

The Seasonal Hand Job - One person swigs a mouthful of eggnog and spits it onto another persons dick. Proceed to stroke out a creamy yet seasonal handy. Viola, a Nog job

Dude : Let's celebrate Christmas the right way, buddy.
Other Dude : How so, friend?
Dude : Giving each other a Nog job
Other Dude : Sweet!
Dude : Exactly!

by ol' time guy December 9, 2010

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Janitor Job

n: A blow job given to a hot latino or puerto rican maintenance man that wields a mop or is handy with a broom

or

n: a name given to the giver of said head

did you hear christy gave a janitor job to that latino maintenance man?

are you lost janitor job? the maintenance man went that way.

by theMXN December 1, 2009

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An Amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal H.J., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the penis using whole cream. The giver then proceeds to massage the penis in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning butter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into butter. The entire act must be performed in candle light, as the Amish do not use electricity.

When you're finished milking the cows, why don't you use that cream to give me an Amish job?

My Amish Jobs make the best butter.

Watching her churn that cream into butter made me crave an Amish Job.

by yobozobill May 3, 2009

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