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Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010
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Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.
Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."
by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012
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Butt hit

Another word for anal, sometimes very hard. Being butt hit can be used with anything like a sex toy or with a human/animal penis. When you're a virgin but want to butt hit.
Miley: Hey Karina, did you get butt hit?
Karina: "What does Butt hit mean
Miley: Anal
Karina: "Not tonight, I don't know if I'm prepared to..."
by Skyhighjams February 1, 2020
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Hit the poles

Person 1: OMG FUCK COLLEGE THIS SHIT IS HARD!

Person 2: It's okay! we can just hit the poles when if you fail your classes this semester. At least we'll make bank
by SaturnHoshi February 14, 2019
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Creamster Hit

Verb: The act of smoking a mixture of DMT and crack cocaine, on a base of marijauna, out of a bong.
1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.

2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.
by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011
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Pro-hit

Pro-hitting is when you're smoking a bowl and you do not completely touch the weed with the lighter but you keep it on the brim of the bowl therefore saving more weed and getting higher
John: "Yeah me and Jake smoked a fat bowl together and just Pro-hit it, got so many hits"

Chris: "Damn I guess I shouldn't torch my bud"
by ZeeGreenSpartan January 7, 2011
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hit a b1

the police are here, let's hit a b1!
by Psych_ May 19, 2020
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