The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

by Thecanadiangooser October 18, 2020

Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.

Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man

by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 03, 2021

Goose Egg

When you pop one of your balls out of the side of your pants.

Ayo my homie Errol just popped a Goose Egg

by LINATHEMILF November 24, 2021

Goose egg

A Goose egg is when a guy squeezes his nut to look like a goose egg

"Hey Gary check out my Goose egg"

by Goose guy64920 February 02, 2021

Goose Egg

A singular testicle.

Would you like to see my Goose Egg? *shows one testicle*

by nkows January 04, 2021

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

geeble goose

1) Someone who is real convincing that they can perform a certain task with super ease, only to take on the task and utterly fail.

1) Granto the geeble goose took on an svt contour motor swap and failed hard.

by doobious25 December 29, 2010