Broken Jukebox

A Broken Jukebox is basically just code words for blowjob or a BJ.

friend 1: My mom gave my dad a bj...

friend 2:Let's all not think negative, bj stands for Broken Jukebox.

(this was how the word was invented)

by Akward Ari June 9, 2010

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Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

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Broken apology

A person who apologizes to you but later tries to justify their means (after they’ve already apologized.)
Not taking full accountability; an ungenuine apology.

Him: “I’m sorry I entertained other girls.”
*10 minutes later*
“Well you fucked that dude 2 years ago and I forgave you for it.”

Her: Your using the past in your favor to justify your actions!!! What a broken apology you just gave!!!

by Butterflywhisperer July 8, 2020

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Broken Boss

Implies the boss of a job once did exceptionally, but their ability to lead/direct a team of employees has deteriorated overtime and refuses to quit or accept that changes need to be made, or are afraid to do so.

They may still be effective at their own work, but they cannot realize that their business/team is underperforming and are no longer able to shift the situation in their favor.

"How's work been?"
"My broken boss won't bring more staff on, he keeps filling reservations but there's no one to help."

by Splorsh June 28, 2021

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