Chode

"Andrew's Penis", it's fatter than it is long...

Oh look at that nasty chode

by teno132 April 19, 2016

Chode

A. A term for a funny looking male reproduction part. Usually very short and fat.

B. A term for anyone named Emma

A. Girl 1: Omg I pulled his pants down and he had a micro Chode.

Girl 2: No way! The same thing happened to me a week ago with me and Jimmy!

B. Guy 1: Ugh did u see that new girl Emma?
Guy 2: Yea she's such a Chode.

by AssMaster42 December 31, 2015

Chode

Chode is the fleshy patch where one's nutts used to be but not longer are. Like a dog from the vet. This should be the universal definition.

I hit him in the chode

by B.me88 December 10, 2015

CHODE

A chode is a man's penis that is NASTY!!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!

Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.

uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!

dude: "Omg i heard Andrew B had an UNCIRCUMSIZED CHODE!!!!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"

by Andrew_B_is_short_and_stubby April 23, 2008

chode

a movie i made with some friends, also a penis that is as long as it is wide, and it isnt usually very large for either of these.

his chode tasted like salt, and its also the best movie ever.

by kenny December 22, 2003

Chode

A penis thats wider than it is long aka Karl

Karl has a really fat chode

by Budner November 8, 2007

Chode

A piece of excriment or waste.

My dog dropped a chode.

by Word to your motha January 1, 2003