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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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snot hubris

in your face political arrogance that can't be denied.
"You know", said Dana, "if he was going to call out Biden's hubris and arrogance, he should have noticed the snot hubris on his own face!"
by JayDIck July 1, 2024
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snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%
by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023
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Snot Shine

A blowjob where snot is used as a lubricant
I gave my boyfriend a snot shine with all the extra snot I had from my cold.
by Pussymastahhhh6969 October 1, 2025
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bladder adder snot

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008
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It's snot funny

When saying 'It's not funny' way too fast
Me: It's not funny
The Bully: Haha, that sounded like It's SNOT funny! HAHAHAHAHA!
by Anonymous 298734927384723 March 9, 2022
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The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
by brincest69 September 20, 2020
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