Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020

Cock snot

Sperm ..cum

She swallowed all of my cock snot

by Panik909 July 30, 2018

Snot rocket

When you blow your nose with a females vagina lips, then proceed to fuck her.

Gave this bi**h the snot rocket!!

by F1yingot June 6, 2019

eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.

Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.

by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020

Snot Rocket

When you blow your snot in your partners asshole then they fart it into your mouth.

Julian blew snot into Kolten's anus, then he processed to fart the snot into Julian's mouth.

Snot Rocket - a blob of snot shot of an anus.

by wearetheones November 16, 2022

Snot Highway

The slimy, glistening trail of mucus that stretches from a kid's nostril straight down to their mouth, often making pit stops on their upper lip before they proudly lick it like it’s a gourmet sauce.

Dude, get a tissue. You've got a literal snot highway.

by nopreynopay January 11, 2025