jig time

This is a time dedicated to masturbation.

Hey guys, guess what time it is. What? JIG TIME!

by Tyronehere November 21, 2016

the two time

The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.

Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?

Dude 2: No, who is that??

Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!

by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024

Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.

When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.

by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022

Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time

by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021

run time error

When something doesn't go your way; you f'd up a task; forgetting to drop a job.

"DERN, Internet Explorer is not working...I just got a run time error"

Made up by PMS affiliates!

by rjf February 5, 2008

Military Time

"Military Time" is a something used mostly by people in the army to tell the time. Rather than it being 4:00 it would be 16:00.

"My phone is on military time so you might not be able to understand it."

by AniyaMartinez January 27, 2025

Time-Segment

It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.

"Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. "

"To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule."

by Flyaway030303 June 11, 2015