by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024
Get the National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Daymug. When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023
Get the nut shirtmug. the more extreme version of blue balls, but experienced when throwing tons of money on renting a tux, getting a limo, flowers/corsage, and despite getting teased all night--end up with nothing happening.
Man 1: "John, what's wrong?"
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."
by beepeezy1 May 11, 2025
Get the prom nutsmug. by anonymous April 1, 2022
Get the Nutmug. by siwnhs March 12, 2021
Get the No nut marchmug. 
