Red Nut Syndrome

Also called acute nuthin pain. When you’ve been bustin sum guud ass nut all over the walls for less than 6 months and suddenly your dick and balls turn redder than the devil’s dick. Other symptoms include pain, swelling, and difficulty finishing a guud Mia Khalifa video or three girls one cup video because your balls hurt so bad.

Horny1: bruh I just snorted viagra and have been locked up in my room all day bustin guud nut when all of a sudden my dick and balls got all red n shit!
Doctor Douche: Well let’s see here! Oh shit yo ass got red nut syndrome wtf is wrong with you!

Horny1: Doc I just had to finish the whole Mia Khalifa limited edition collection in one day!
Doctor Douche: oh fuck say no more fam put on sum Vaseline next time and take 5 shots o’ jack n you’ll be guud!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

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Kid nut

The nut that results in the birth of a child.

I heard Zoom will have a date tonight with GD.

Again? How many dates have they have been on?
About 10.
OK, might be the night that he gives her the kid nut.

by (BIGH) April 22, 2024

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boy nut

lmao its anthony

anthony is a boy nut

by xX_0N3_$H0T_Xx January 30, 2021

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Dookey nut

The definition of dookey nut is being garbage at any game.

For example did you hear about that tiny kid who’s dookey nut at fortnite

by WhosSinsz May 8, 2020

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JINDER NUT

He loves to have lots including partys and he is a gamer on PS4 and loves to play sports ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! And loves to give puns and he loves sports!!!

If u love sports u are a JINDER NUT

by Sport boy February 7, 2018

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