Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 5, 2020

Fuck-smitten

Doped up after grimace-inducing sex.

After they did the dirty deed, both were a bit fuck-smitten.

by Henryharlem October 21, 2020

Fucked the pumpkin

To socially embarrass oneself by doing something stupid - usually resulting from drunkenness.

Wow, Greg really fucked the pumpkin that time!

by Gords Gone Wild October 25, 2020

Sack fuck

When one stretches their nut sack apart and wraps it around another’s wiener. Like titty fucking but with balls.

The other night things got weird and we sack fucked.

by Pimpin’ n Panderin September 29, 2020

The Common fuck

Typically found in middle to highschool enviroment, and are the type of person that popular girls like, amd are probably smart, but procrastinate.

To find one, look for the living embodyment of the cinimon stick from the applejacks commercials.

Person 1 You see that group of fucks over there.
Person 2 *australian accent* Croiky the common fuck in its natural habitat.

by The Shovel Colonel October 15, 2020

fuck nectar

semen.

Girl: Oh my God!! Your cum tastes so good; Yummmm....What have you been eating?

Guy: It's delicious because it is my unique blend of fuck nectar. Nantucket don't sell this shit!

by TTD2012 October 17, 2012

Bandit fucking

Fingering someone with your hand in the shape of a gun, much like the way a bandit holds a six shooter

Jimmy thought Lorie was uptight, until he went about bandit fucking her all night.

by creedy July 5, 2012