PENIS

YOU HAVE A SMALL ONE

YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND NEED ENLARGEMENT PILLS

by big viv April 3, 2023

penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

Penis

A fun little dangly thing

Stop playing with your penis!

by FatDude116988 May 23, 2023

Penis

The thing the slaps your legs for some ducking reason

Chad: yo dude my penis hurts
Adam: use a condom instead

by That one guy you hate 2345 May 24, 2023

Penis

Penis=Sex

I want to suck your penis.

by PheonixFire69420 May 30, 2023

penis

the thing that hangs between males legs it’s used for piss and cum

person 1: stop showing me your throbbing penis

person 2: fuck no
person 2: now suck

by Jehne_man May 30, 2023