Morpheus face

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.

Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.

by Johanna D March 3, 2004

Mutha Face

Not in a serious way. But in a mockingly way, While someone says something, You involve "ya mutha" in it.

EXAMPLE

Kid 1 Dude did you hear that in the news?
Kid 2 ...No? Enlighten me.
Kid 1 Well what i heard was that some lady was walking in the street and she wasnt looking and she got hit my a car.
Kid 2 ya MUTHa got hit by a car because she wasnt looking : |

And, While you're done. Don't forget the most important part. : | Face

ya MUTHa is an abortion survivor Insert Mutha Face Here

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by CKYBAMHIM1990 June 25, 2006

poo face

When a person's face resemble feces in both appearance and odor. May also be described as poo head.

Simone is a poo face.

by 100%true July 28, 2010

face the woods

When a jackass tells you to face the fucking woods.

you face the woods when a jackass tells u to

by Isbd December 13, 2016

Truman Face

Girls who are seemingly attractive until they turn around and you can see their gnarly "truman face."

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot ass girl!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, where ?!"
Guy 1: "Fuck , never mind. Truman face bro."
Guy 2: "Fucking always..."

by winged wolf February 14, 2010

Columbian Face-Fuck

Rub coke all over her lips and face and then beat her with your hard dick.

After a hard night of partying that bitch deserved a good 'ole Columbian Face-Fuck

by Jason Humphries from Toronto February 20, 2009

squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
=|

by iqbal February 21, 2007