Penis

Something that Justin Bieber doesn’t have

Ned has a small penis

Josh has a massive penis

by BigBlackWillyDanIswithNed March 1, 2021

Penis

Penis is between a person's legs commonly known as the third leg

I LOVE TO SUCK YOUR PENIS ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

by Aylssa January 22, 2023

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.

John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.

by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019