net kid

Netkids (noun)
A generation of kids who grew up neglected or unsupervised by their parents or guardians, turning to the internet as their primary source of comfort and/or entertainment. Often characterized by (but not limited to,) having a deep connection between niche communities, NSFL/NSFW sites or forums, Youtubers, games, self-taught drawing skills, and memes that they were exposed to, mainly at an early age. (Can be used in a negative or positive connotation.)

"I can't believe parents give their children an Ipad and expect everything to be okay. All they're doing is raising them to become net kids."
alternatively,
"Sometimes I feel like the internet raised me more than my parents did. I'm just another stupid netkid."

by rebic November 22, 2024

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kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 28, 2009

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you act like a kid

You act like you ain’t got no type of sense and act like your 2 years of age

“You act like a kid you act like ain’t got no sense like you you 2 years old like my nephew grow up stop acting like a kid it’s not funny.

by Kaykayorkay November 09, 2022

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Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?

Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.

by puf_doge November 06, 2020

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Pull Ups Kid

Probably that one kid in your Gym class that you didn’t even know existed but then he randomly joins your group and now you and your friends are stuck with him. Then he starts talking about how many pull ups he can do and won’t stop doing them and keeps showing off only to do 3 pull ups.

Woah Pull Ups Kid...Wow that’s a lot of pull ups wow I care so much

by CheeseWithSauce January 07, 2021

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