Brown bagged

To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person

He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.

by Scotterbug October 26, 2022

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Brown Icicle

A sex act which involves pooping inside of a condom then freezing it until it takes the shape of a dildo. After it is done taking form it is ready to use.

Prepare a brown icicle for me tonight.

by mxthww October 11, 2021

john wesley brown

The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.

John wesley Brown is a champion in the bedroom.

by Westipherbrown December 19, 2016

Brown kit

A sweater/pants combination that is very ugly but very confortable.

Marie is wearing her brown kit to the gym again. Did she just give up?

by MarioSpinsters69 January 01, 2025

brown skull

When you need to poo but cannot find a toilet, so you ask a close friend if you can poo on their head

Person 1: dude! I really need a brown skull

Person 2: hold on. I'll get on my knees

I heard that Jordan revived a brown skull for Dave at a party

by Toughcookie2000 December 11, 2016

Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee

by Nightmare N8 March 15, 2022