J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.

Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?

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J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.

That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.

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J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

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A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

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A person (typically a female) that prefers the dating preference of all races. It stands for Every beautiful type truly radiates passion; their diverse preference captures vibrant openness.

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