douglass penis

Absolutely massive

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.

by Rossman08 August 23, 2021

nigga penis

big black mans penis

i sucked off a nigga penis last night

by darian wade howe January 02, 2023

penis tumbler

is a guy who tumbles with his penis i.e. masterbation or a stupid person

that guy is such a penis tumbler

by fmak779 August 04, 2009

eimil eiks penis

the biggest thing in the universe, also known as baby carrot

omg! that is such a big stick! it looks like eimil eiks penis!

by perkele saatana jumalauta vitt April 29, 2019

penis cum

to cum inside a penis

i would like to penis cum you

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022

PENIS EXTENDER

Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large

Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small

Harry: I agree

by accio.tom May 15, 2021

Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later

She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.

by Not_Michael_Keaton March 03, 2016