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monkey slander

this Spanish test is monkey slander
by crewvila January 31, 2023
mugGet the monkey slandermug.

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass
that game is so monkey penis
by ren??? April 24, 2024
mugGet the monkey penismug.

Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.
If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."
by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019
mugGet the Hot Monkeymug.

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
mugGet the fuck a monkeys bleeding buttholemug.

The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
by swagmastermf November 22, 2021
mugGet the The Blind Monkeymug.

absolute monkey

by Tc_goldie December 2, 2020
mugGet the absolute monkeymug.

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
mugGet the Mississippi Mud Monkeymug.

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