cord kid

the definition to cord kid is shark aka: @sharkhours.

god this cord kid aka: shark

by slaverys March 15, 2024

Stray Kids

Only the world's best most talented and best-looking k pop band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RP: Hey have you heard of stray kids?
ORP: Ofc, I'm a Stay. I love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Stay_21_- March 23, 2025

Jerry’s Kid

When you punch someone in the thigh hard enough to make them limp around like a “Jerry’s Kid”. (Comedian and actor Jerry Lewis hosted telethons to raise money for children with muscular dystrophy)

Hey, twerp, give me your lunch money, or I’ll give you a Jerry’s Kid!

by Onehundredbuttholes March 29, 2025

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

Sephora kid

A child ran on Sephora, Ulta, and Drunk Elephant. Somehow, their parents trust them to stay in the store alone with a credit card.

The Sephora kid’s mother was hiding in the Starbucks, from the monster they created.

by gigimakesnewwords March 28, 2024

You’re Scaring The Kids

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020

Dino Kid

A character from survive 99 nights in the forest, a game on Roblox.
He is the 1st kid and increases your day multiplier by 1X.
He wears an orange dinosaur hat.
He is guarded by 5 wolves.

Dino Kid: "Waaaaaah! Help me!"
Player: *kills wolves* "Ok! Come to camp."
Dino Kid: "YAAAAAY!!!"

by Char_Ben October 5, 2025