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Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times
example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA
by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Nut

A food you eat(what else would you think?)
Those salted nuts are gooood!
by Leninaut May 29, 2018
mugGet the Nutmug.

Nut

A gen-z term for seamen and cum
April: I swallowed Brian's nut last night
by Bacon Queen October 27, 2020
mugGet the Nutmug.

let my nuts drag

a phrase used when you have been doing some big dawg shit.
i let my nuts drag at work these past few months. boss man noticed and gave me a raise🦍
by emolga22 July 17, 2023
mugGet the let my nuts dragmug.

Gut Nut

When you feel it in your gut that you are about to nut.
Dude, i just got a Gut Nut!
by Rick Lorson May 13, 2019
mugGet the Gut Nutmug.

Tag Nut

Person 1: "Now I'm really getting rather mad, you're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Person 2: Your butt?
Person 1: My butt!
Per/on 2: Your butt??
Person 1: That's right, my butt!
Person 2: Ew!
Person 1: My Butt!
Person 2: EWW!
Person 1: MY BUTT!
by Rainmed2 May 13, 2024
mugGet the Tag Nutmug.

No Nut November

A challenge that lasts for the entire month of November that Musa fails every November on November 1st at 12:00 am.
Musa always fails No Nut November on November 1st at 12:00 am because he always starts jacking off to Boku no Pico a few minutes before November begins which is why he ends up always failing NNN right when it begins.
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
mugGet the No Nut Novembermug.

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