Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019

Chuckle-nutting

The act of nutting whilst laughing

He was chuckle-nutting on me wile we were playing uno

by Chuckle-nutter September 6, 2025

Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain

My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.

My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!

by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025

Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.

I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me

by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019

Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted

"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts

by Hugecockring April 3, 2019