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Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025
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National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Day

If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
"Oh it is national have sex with a Tyler wearing red day, let's go fuck a Tyler together."
by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021
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What's red, and bad for your teeth?

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
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Red Flag

by Hey2728 January 29, 2022
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red luigi TM

a hottie sexy man who likes madio (sex) and also is very good at gaming
you are hot red luigi TM i want to have sex with you please you're very hot!!!!1
by red loogi April 4, 2022
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red

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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
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