cat in the basement

A simple oxymoronic paradox

If youre irish, but dont drink on St Patrick's, youre probably probably the biggest cat in the basement ive seen

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cat

The cat is similar in anatomy to the other felid species: it has a strong flexible body, quick reflexes, sharp teeth and retractable claws adapted to killing small prey. Its night vision and sense of smell are well developed. Cat communication includes vocalizations like meowing, purring, trilling, hissing, growling and grunting as well as cat-specific body language. A predator that is most active at dawn and dusk (crepuscular), the cat is a solitary hunter but a social species. It can hear sounds too faint or too high in frequency for human ears, such as those made by mice and other small mammals. Cats also secrete and perceive pheromones.

That cat is very hyper.

by Hmmmmmmm....... June 4, 2022

Cat

the devil under the furry coat

um... there's a cat?

by Blackwolf_MEOW August 2, 2020

cats and boots

A gay and homo af game for little kids who has no friends to play with

he has no friends he must be playing Cats and boots

by eirikdovbrokhoa September 30, 2019

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019