deez nuts

a very old joke that isn't very funny but is very annoying instead but people still say it for three reasons 1. there still in 6th grade 2. their annoying mfs 3. they tryna shut you up

"hey look its candace"
"whos candace"

"can deez nuts fit 9 inches deep down yo momma throat"
"shut the fuck up"

by deeznutsinurmomcoochie January 12, 2022

Nut Aids

This is just aids but in your nuts. So like if a guy had aids, he could say he has nut aids. This is unlike brain aids which are completely different.

"I knew he had aids, but I didn't know he had nut aids."

by Dalton Lang January 13, 2022

Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

deez nuts

it nuts which is something

hey have you heard about deez nuts

by anonymous January 13, 2022

Deez Nuts

Something your move loves salivating over

She took a big slurp of Deez Nuts

by Flag fanatic January 17, 2022

4 NUTS

4 nuts in ur jaws

what is 2x2 4 4 NUTS IN UR JAW LMAO L BOZO

by L BOZO GET PACKED January 19, 2022

Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

Korean slang used by the front wall stocker at gardners supermarket.

Ahhhh Peyton, Get what you need of my nuts bannging on the back of your assahhh

by Getwhatyouneed69 January 20, 2022