Monkey's paw wish 

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

Monkey's paw wish by Based Cow May 12, 2023

monkey shaming 

Making fun of or embarrassing someone for inappropriate hair growth

Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"

monkey shaming by USAReilly May 13, 2023

Monkers 

Monker or monkers: is a word to describe a hyperactive child that leaves a big mess behind them in what ever activity they are doing. A combination of monkey and monster.

My son was acting like a little monkers today at my sister's place, he was very hyper and making a mess all over the place! Monker or monkers: is a word to describe a hyperactive child that leaves a big mess behind them in what ever activity they are doing. A combination of monkey and monster.

Monkers by Dragonslover May 21, 2023

Monkey 

A word that is used to call black people by Karen's

you are a monkey

Monkey by Monkey-`Man May 31, 2023

monkey 

the most powerful thing ever it is ultra intelligent and it is super sexy

monkeys are gangster

monkey by I am a monkey June 4, 2023

Monkey testicles 

Big monkey balls

Aiden has big monkey testicles!

Monkey testicles by F3rdy June 8, 2023

Monkey in the Middle 

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle”

Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.

Monkey in the Middle by Sirvaginalbleedinganditching June 14, 2023