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brown people time 

People of South Asia who have a tendency to be late everywhere they go. They don't care what event they're arriving late to except for the airport.
The wedding is at 7 pm but you know we're going to a brown wedding, so we're brown people time, it really starts around 8:30 pm.
brown people time by DefinitionVibes December 11, 2023

Brown Christmas 

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.
Brown Christmas by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Browndary 

People that don’t want their bums penetrated, probably because they stink.
Don’t cross my browndary, I had Brussels sprouts for dinner.
Browndary by Jfro1212 December 27, 2023

Brown Christmas 

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.

Brown eagle 

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.
Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.
Brown eagle by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024

Brown eagle 

Shit in your hand, throw it at a woman drom the highest point in your room then put your dick in her mouth and cum. Then make put with her.
Person 1: Yo bro me and my girl found a new way to fuck.
Person 2: What is it bro

Person 1: the brown eagle bro, its fucking awesome.
Brown eagle by Fiddl_eFrog January 5, 2024