Penis

The male reproductive organ.

I inserted my "penis" in your mother.

by C. Oxmall March 30, 2022

Penis

Uh its a penis all men have one

The man had a penis
He was a penis to me

by Thatoneguyjonathon September 4, 2023

stupid penis guy

Me.

I am stupid penis guy

by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023

Peanut Penis

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.

Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

Kylers penis

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin

He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis

by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018

Consensual Penis

When you have consent to touch a penis.

Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.

by Creek_Jackson3764 November 19, 2021

Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)

I'm bored, let me search for penis on urban dictionary

by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021