The Shit Train

A roller coaster ride in which two or more people are riding in a car and out of nowhere it starts smelling like the most foul, vile shit you can imagine. At this point, passengers on The Shit Train are allowed to roll down their windows for fresh air or to vomit. Yes, some passengers on The Shit Train may need a barf bag to ride.

I made my friend ride The Shit Train three times on the way home from school!

by Bignos January 13, 2010

the shit crew

BABABABABABABA... save me some. the shit crew is a crew who basically fucks shit up.

The shit crew is coming over, be ready to save me some.

by savemesome June 5, 2009

shit aaah

A more expressive version of "You're shit", employing the "aaaah" suffix made popular by Rhys Ifans in the movie "Twin Town". Often to be heard at UK soccer matches, hurled in derision at ineffective players.

"You're shit aaah!" shouted Eamonn at Joanne, again. She really was useless at football.

by noutybastid October 18, 2009

Hurricane Shit

The process of taking an extremely energetic shit, sometimes accompanied by an oscillating motion whilst doing so. Generally results a huge mess in the toilet bowl and is primarily used when it is someone else's job to clean said toilet.

"Mate, get me four rolls, I've just done a hurricane shit"

"Who the fuck did a Hurricane Shit in the bathroom? I have to clean that shit the fuck up!"

"The Hurricarana! Straight from Mexico!"

by Spot Teh N00b November 3, 2009

shit-shat

A phrase usedd to confuse someone, it originated from the french pronounciation of 'chit-chat'.

Said to Louis: 'take a break, have a shit-shat'
The girls meant: 'relax, have a chit-chat'

by Guns don't kill people October 25, 2010

Shit Slap

An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.

"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"

"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"

"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"

"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."

by sammysunset April 16, 2009

Cancel that Shit

1. A statement of disapproval. Similar to "I don't fuck with that mess" or "fuck that shit."

Person 1: Come on, bro, let me play!
Person 2: Nah, cancel that shit, son.

by Ricky Ross Da Boss May 1, 2009