Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

Nut crumbles

Oreo like substance found under nut sack..

While scatching my nut sack i notice some nut crumbles.

by Tete8 July 2, 2017

Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster

Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?

by Cobblershlobber August 12, 2020

Toe nut supreme

The act of ejaculating on your partners toes and then eating your own cum off their toes.

Your feet are so sexy I wanna turn those piggies into a toe nut supreme! I love toe nutting!

by Oneforeatone February 3, 2023

Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

Teeth-To-Nuts

To be render something completely useless.

Timmy pulled a Teeth-To-Nuts move by putting diesel in the gas engine.

by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023

Wing nutted

When someone keeps telling you stories about their son/daughters accomplishments or exploits

Did you hear Dave in work yesterday. Going on to everyone about his sons cricket team. We all got wing nutted.

by Hewhomustnotbenamed69 January 15, 2021