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Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!
Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!
by anonymous May 6, 2021
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driving like a pussy

Driving like a pussy is the equivalent to a white mom late to get home to record Real House Wives of Beverly hills and almost killing a pedestrian along the way!
Yous driving like a pussy Christian
by Macalak May 6, 2021
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Like a dog on wheels

Popular response to any situation no matter how cheery or depressing.
Atli:So i beat this old woman back in 1997
Me:Like a dog on wheels?
Atli:yeah
by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021
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Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
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Like-a-saurus

Someone on social media accounts that hits the "like" option on numerous occasions.
"I see (enter name of account here) has hit the "like" option at least 20 times today. What a like-a-saurus!"
by socialmedia-holic December 13, 2012
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set like a vietnam vet

when youre prepared for hibernation constipation with corks and rubber sheets
im going to be hibernating for awhile good thing im set like a vietnam vet
by awhootin October 1, 2012
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Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012
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