lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Lifegate Girl

A girl who has not received a first kiss and literally never gets in trouble.

Sami hasn’t kissed Noah or literally any other boy, therefore she is a stereotypical Lifegate Girl.

by justin.otten September 28, 2018

Lifelining

Verb: To maintain a current relationship when one or both parties moves away (i e college) and one or both parties only intends to stay in said relationship if when they arrive at their new location the dating options are terrible/nonexistent. This is considered a underhanded and dishonest act.

I got back to my dorm and my roommate was losing his shit because his girlfriend just dumped him. She was insistent that they shouldn't break up after high school and do long distance. The evil bitch was just lifelining him til she saw how much available dick there was at her new school. She then dropped him like a hot brick.

by Captain Turbane November 8, 2018

lifeing

when some thing or someone is busy being that thing is lifeing

Siya is looking to be lifeing this December

by @stt.koolest November 23, 2018

lifeisanunderratedphenomenon

cancer and autistic

Lifeisanunderratedphenomenon says hes not autistic

by gggggghyhyty February 24, 2019

lifeboating

Looking for an after-hours gathering when the bar closes, even one you are willing to crash uninvited.

"I don't know how they found about this get-together, but don't blame me. I did not tell them where this was. They are just lifeboating because they forgot to buy booze."

by doyouknowhim March 3, 2019

lifeless

ashley goytias life

ashley: my life is so worthless
stranger: so ur lifeless

by coolhotchick April 21, 2019