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Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.
by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?
by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.
Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.
by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021
mugGet the Mullet Monkeymug.

mean monkey

A mean monkey is someone who always has the name "Reyan" and is an extremely NOT kind hearted person who loves to bully and degrade little kids although he is one himself.
Reyan: Hey you're a bitch
Person: Wahhhhhhhh
Reyan: Go cry about it
Person: Go fuck yourself you mean monkey
by ihatereyanraj December 19, 2023
mugGet the mean monkeymug.

Math Monkey

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
by John Yang May 23, 2018
mugGet the Math Monkeymug.

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper
by monkey beaters November 19, 2022
mugGet the monkey beatermug.

Big black monkey

Person1: yo bro did see that big black monkey waking past us

Person2: that’s racism you dumbass
by Big jamal wit glizzy March 20, 2025
mugGet the Big black monkeymug.

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