Monkey

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
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Chad

That kid in you’re high school years that had the mindset of “ fuck big boob chick and play foot ball YEAAH!!!”

Normally jocks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 for ego id say sports.
Jimmy: Dude that chad over there banged Barbra last night at his house party.

You: Really?
Jimmy: Yeah but he was to drunk and just played finger football with her pussy and yelled “FIELD GOAL WOOO WOOO! “ when he made a point.
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
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