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Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.
Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.
by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018
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Red Note

1. A Chinese social media, Instagram-like platform where Brain Rot TikTok users rushed into water news got out that the Federal government intended to ban TikTok. Unfortunately for those users who think their migration is a form of protest to the US government, their lack of self-awareness and knowledge of how Chinese social media means that they actually joined a more insecure and censored platform.
Those TikTok brain rots are rushing to Red Note for refuge. Do they have any idea that they will be banned by simply posting LGBTQ and even just bikini photos?
by DNLMCH January 18, 2025
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red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.
"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"
by AspireGnome May 8, 2012
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red flag

literally julius. a walking red flag. commitment issues, compulsive flirt and a person who kisses girls' necks before their lips 🤨
julius is such a red flag. a walking red flag if ive ever seen one.
by dilfluvr3 April 1, 2022
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Red Tooth

When a dude licks a girls cooch , but shes on her period and his teeth comes out bloody.
Guy#1, " Daum bruh last night was going perfect, with that fine ass girl I met last week, but guess what homes?"
Guy#2, "What?"
Guy#1," She was on her period and didnt wana tell me, so when i was licking it, i got a Red Tooth."
Guy#2, "That's gross bruh."
by J+G=♥ Forever July 6, 2010
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GOT U RED HANDED MF

Saying this makes you a a cunty little horny dude with a tiny dick who loves to be caged like a dog infornt of all the single hot fuckable moms, exept women don’t turn him on but the men he stares at the men on my 600 pound life
by Badonko YT January 19, 2025
mugGet the GOT U RED HANDED MFmug.

Red shirt woman

a mean woman with a red shirt on who pulls Noah Schnapp fans away from him
Ew did u saw that vid where the red shirt woman pulled Noah’s fans away?
by Bylerdepression January 21, 2019
mugGet the Red shirt womanmug.

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