penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday

“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
“it’s penis day!”

by penisnvagina December 27, 2023

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

by Penis patty June 04, 2020

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 06, 2017

Penis lover

Male or female figure who loves the penile area of a male human

James Charles is a penis lover

by Littlemulletman January 23, 2022

Freddy Krueger penis

When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small

Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger

by Douglas ward July 11, 2023

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 25, 2024