Penis

The thumb that women like to suck on. Just make sure not to bite it!!!

She rubbed her massive penis on his clit

by Z-Daadddyyyy November 16, 2021

Penis

A human body part that comes in all shapes and sizes. The penis is only found on a male. The man usually plays with his penis and women do too.

“Wow, what a big penis!”

by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022

penis

the sausage looking thing in men that can spray out a white substance called cum, can get more hard and long when stimulated to naked women, used to make babies in women, joined with the testicles.

I’m cunning on u

I’m cumming drink up
My penis is hard now

by Joshua morrils April 30, 2024

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

Penis

Male private part

I have a penis

by anonymous March 3, 2021

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

Penis

a long thing that some men have and when they do it ranges around 10-12 inches long but the average weight of the horse cock weighs about 50-55 duck penises

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DIS MAN HAS A BIG PENIS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH *moans*

by [[not.astrospector_]] October 20, 2021