Friend

A person other than family whom one knows and has a relationship of deep affection, without any sexual or family relations.

Tom: I made a new friend today.
Fred: Cool.

by the random. September 27, 2021

tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011

Universal Friends

1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with

1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."

by Tomatoblast March 28, 2016

friend muscle

To act like a tough guy when your friends are with you, to someone who you would not if you were alone.

Carlos and Jared: Did you talk any more shit to Bill when we were gone?
Xander: No, you guys werent here.
Carlos/Jared: But you're so tough, you have meaningless tattoos, you listen to rap music really loud, and you go by Xander instead of Alex or Alexander.
Xander: I guess we all just have friend muscle.

by bmazz88 June 9, 2011

wall friends

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

by wall friend wanna be May 22, 2019

Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.

Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 22, 2023

fake friend

A fake friend is type of person who is fake and lies to everyones faces, just to earn popularity. She thinks no one will find out but at the end everything ends up worse than it was. She also lies to herself and it oddest help her social well being

Girl 1: Guess what Keira said today
Girl 2: What??
Girl 1: She is going to be in Disney channel
Girl 2: That is the biggest lie she has told yet.. cant wait for what's next?
Girl 1: True I feel bad for her, she is doing this to herslef, she is a fake friend, we don't need her

by Rebecka Michelson January 25, 2019