A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024
Get the Peanut Penismug. 
Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.
Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.
Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3
by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021
Get the Penismug. YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into KSI's mouth
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let these giant hot stuff break our family apart
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love and going to space to impreg every planet that ever existed.
by 10,11 buff cat June 6, 2022
Get the Penismug. 
Get the Penismug. by penizzzbuttler September 18, 2021
Get the Buttle a Penismug. I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.
by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011
Get the penis ivymug.