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80's Gay

Adjective.

1. Something that is unnecessarily complicated or an undue hassle that results in people having to do extra work because someone is an asshole.

2. Something that is deliberately perverse and against the established ways of society to be irritating and provoke a reaction.

3. Inadequate manliness.
"Nah, I can't come to the party, boss is making us strip down the dish washer again because we missed wiping off one bracket; it's fucking 80's gay."

"Don't ask Steven to come help move for pizza and beer again; he just prances around and tries to supervise since he's so 80's gay he can't lift like a man."
by Old beer can June 17, 2022
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Extreme Gay Chicken

When two/three straight guys get bored with playing 'gay chicken' the game is stepped up to an "extreme" level.

The game is able to be played with 2 or 3 players, recommended supplies include lube, condoms are not recommended .

The first two players must get their cocks out, and optionally apply lube.

The third player must take their pants off and expose their asshole. The must then bend over and open their mouth (if there is 3 players)

All 3 players must then close their eyes, and players 1 and 2 must walk forward until their dicks are in player 3. The first player to flinch or move away is declared the loser. If nobody moves away the first player to ejaculate is considered gay.
Chris: Hey dude wanna play Extreme Gay Chicken? I'll go in the middle.
Duncan: Yeah let me get the lube.
Tyler: Can I join?
by GreenvillePowerHose May 21, 2023
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Gay Iced Capp

When you suck off an Caucasian man's dick and allow him to finish on top of your head
Bert tried out the Gay Iced Capp at the Gay Pride Parade and looked like a Iced Capp when done
by mikeelio September 10, 2019
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Part-Time Gay

someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay
billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.
by Doggo_boi21 October 12, 2022
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Southern gay cut

When a white male that lives in the south has a haircut typically called a “mullet”
Hay Jim, why does your son have a southern gay cut?
by Silent_0 July 4, 2022
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Act gay day.

You have to act gay/lesbian or if you already gay are you have to act straight the whole day it doesn't matter what the situation is you just have to act like that.
Hi, I want to be your boyfriend. Dude, what the heck you are gay? No. Its the Act gay day.
Hi, I want to be your girlfriend. I-, what? You're lesbian? No. Its the Act lesbian day.
etc.
by coolguy681523467 November 17, 2020
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Toxic gay pride

The new toxic masculinity. When someone assumes you’re homophobic/transphobic because your child doesn’t watch SpongeBob (gay animated icon) or wear rainbow. Getting angry because you’re not gay too. And acts like you’re the bad guy.
David: why doesn’t your child watch SpongeBob ?

Jayce: because their not even one years old yet and not alert enough to watch an older kid cartoon.
David: that’s bullshit. They’re old enough to watch SpongeBob. You just don’t want them watching SpongeBob because he’s a gay icon now.

Jayce: No, they’re attention span is too short. They only like big bold shapes and slow learning.

David: that’s not true at all! They can watch SpongeBob.

Jayce: SpongeBob is for 8 year olds or older… baby is too young.

David: *goes into a long rant about old town road being about gay sex and how it’s so popular, but people don’t realize it’s about gay sex and letting their kids listen to it.*
Jayce: Yeah, maybe. I like that song. It’s a really good song.

David: your child is old enough for SpongeBob!

Jayce: bro you’re too toxic gay pride. Back off.
by Thehamsaeye June 7, 2023
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