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Penis Grease

grease that is on a penis or someone that is terrible at a activity
BRO THAT GUY IS FUCKING PENIS GREASE AT THIS GAME
by YourfavBlackGuy June 14, 2021
mugGet the Penis Greasemug.

Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.
by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019
mugGet the Penis Brahmug.

Penis

A word that middle schoolers just discovered and now they think its the funniest shit ever.

It's not. At all.

Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.
"penis"
"lmao"
by temujin420 August 24, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker
Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-
by P0pcord February 22, 2021
mugGet the Penis Paloozamug.

penis

"he put his penis in his mouth. it was a super gay dude."
by i ben dover 4 ur mom November 22, 2021
mugGet the penismug.

Peni

Peni is a very polite, handsome guy that everyone would love to be friends with and is a really nice person and not a fake, but to warn you don’t get on his dark side but one of the great things is that he has a very nice personality and a ginormous dick. yum
Peni is definitely a true friend and wouldn’t abandon anyone. unless he doesn’t care
by Patzi November 23, 2021
mugGet the Penimug.

personality penis

When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.
"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."
by HiDefStatic March 28, 2020
mugGet the personality penismug.

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