Jack

@jack__halligan

Oh JACK is such a cutie pie <3

by jacklover696969 January 6, 2021

Jack

Jack Rosen has a huge crush on Piper Chase

Jack Rosen thought Piper was the prettiest girl in school.

by wiltonhighschool June 21, 2019

cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 8, 2017

Jack

A person whose dick is so enormous it does not fit their pants.

"Did you see jack"
"yeah his dick is huge"

by JJ101905 November 29, 2021

jack kurtz

A little rat who can't spell or read

Look over there that kid spells worst than jack kurtz

by Quefff January 9, 2019

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018