Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.
Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.
by spoonanil96 May 07, 2011
A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.
Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.
Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house
Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house
by munky82 January 26, 2018
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by Theonlyeye November 22, 2023
When someone smells, repulses your eye holes, tastes like mildew, feels soft but crumbly and sounds like pure bull crap
"That guy carrying a bag full of red meat told someone over the phone he was gonna put it in people's mailboxes. What a Bleu cheese"
by bleucheeseisgrosssssss May 18, 2022
to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 June 05, 2011