Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 21, 2013

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

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Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2014

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2014

Augmented Retailing

the feature of computer and mobile devices which enables consumers to try on clothing and retail merchandise in real time using their mobile or computer cameras. The term 'Augmented Retailing' was coined by Facitti.

I bought this dress after I tried it in this augmented retailing app.

by jsfunfun July 6, 2014

post returnum depression

The feeling of depression when you return to work after a vacation trip

It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression

by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015

relentless retweeter

The people on twitter who have to constantly re-post messages from other people all day long. You wonder if these people have any original thoughts or ideas of their own.

I can't believe this, every time I go to this guys twitter page, he is constantly re-tweeting some celebrity's controversial quote. No wonder his followers are way down, he's become a relentless retweeter. twitter, tweet, unoriginal, copy, boring, social messaging

by joecoolthefool November 23, 2015

Turtle retreat

When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.

Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"

by Turtle tickler October 8, 2016