Pea Penis

"Pea Penis" is a term used to describe a below average penis length.

Girl: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!
WIFE: YOU HAVE A PEA PENIS, UGH WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!

by peepisser April 3, 2022

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Something men who think they are women don't use

Tom: (to his friend) You see that woman over there? She has a penis but because she identifies as a woman I hear she doesn't use it.

Bill: Whoa man that's crazy

by No-Name1234567891 April 4, 2022

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A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

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long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)

do you wanna see my penis?

by keisha balls April 9, 2022

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