penis

"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.

I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.

by professional moron October 6, 2022

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when you have nothing to say during text so you respond with penis

guy 1: "I think flowers are pretty neat"

guy 2: "penis"

by mewhenballs October 7, 2022

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I love my Penis

have you seen my penis? i love my penis

by BigBlackChickenBBC October 12, 2022

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A thing I want in me now daddy~ 😩 I’d suck your penis babbyyyy

Guy 1:” Hey, I showed Mya My Penis last night she was riding it all night!”
Guy 2: “Haha cool man.”

by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022

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Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

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