Allahu akbarf

My muslim friend had to vomit after drinking two bottles of vodka on an empty stomach. In the act of explosive vomiting, he shouted: "Allahu akbarf" to honour his God during his act of sin.

by Mr.Hagel February 17, 2019

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Jimmie Åkesson

The leader of the Swedish political party Sverige Demokraterna, he is a man that has a tendency to see the world for what it is and he is the only leader in Sweden to always speak the truth.

-Did you hear when Jimmie Åkesson absolutely crushed Steffe in the debate this morning?
-yes he was so good

by Käbbel March 7, 2019

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S_akuura

She is a very hot girl, she is not a trap.
She likes to eat human organs.
She is a phsycopath.
She killed over 100 people.
She acts innocent but she's evil inside.

S_akuura is a very phsycothic girl inside.

by HelicopterReads March 9, 2019

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Bengt-Åke is always called "Bengan" he is mart as a physics teacher and he loves to draw maps on his sparetime. Next year he will retire and everyone will miss him. He don't care because he is savage as fuck.

- Wow, you are so smart Bengt-Åke
-Yes I know

by Danneboii May 10, 2019

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thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

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