Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?
Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020
Get the Monkeymug. When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022
Get the Monkey Tugmug. A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024
Get the stupid nigger monkey faggotmug. "Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
Get the Monkey Manicuremug. Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?
Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.
Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.
by knockanutt September 6, 2014
Get the Monkey Doermug. A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021
Get the Dart Monkeymug. There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
Get the immortal monkeymug.