Hym "If you have an infinite amount of time... Why anything now, Jordan? Why anything later? You could have an eternity of instant gratification or you could defer gratification for an eternity. Our lives are rendered meaningless by eternity. Which is why your God is evil. And needs to die."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the An infinite amount of timemug. When you stand in front of a mirror looking at yourself and you come to the realization that you are the scumbag asshole that people have been calling you. You are experiencing “mirror time”
by victimeyes September 5, 2021
Get the mirror timemug. by breh vity January 7, 2018
Get the Time to chillmug. by Boopyjo June 13, 2016
Get the Matlock timemug. A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
Get the Time Clock Plusmug. How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023
Get the Once twice three times you're ladiesmug. by rjf February 5, 2008
Get the run time errormug.